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W F McCann
12-16-2006, 07:41 AM
Perimeter of Georgia – 5 Corners Committee

Meeting Minutes
December 16, 2006

A meeting was held on December 16th, 2006 to consider the 5 Corners ride documentation submitted by Mr. Mark Davies, of Evans, GA. Committee members flew in from Committee Field Offices in Los Angeles, Tokyo, Tel Aviv, Frankfurt, and Paris.

1. Meeting called to order at 0550 EST at World Headquarters in Roswell, GA

2. Roll was taken and all members were present.

3. Ride Documentation was received from Mr. Mark Davies on December 2, 2006. However, due to technical problems, namely software incompatibility, the Committee was unable to initially access Mr. Davies documents.

The matter was turned over to the IT Sub-Committee for review. Unfortunately, it was quickly found that the IT Sub-Committee is totally incompetent. Further it was found that the software incompatibility could not be resolved by the incompetent IT Committee.

The Committee determined the best course of action vis-à-vis the software problem is to submit to next Congress an earmark bill for funds to completely upgrade Committee’s computers and software. The Committee’s K Street, Washington, D.C. lobbying firm will be notified to put a high priority on passage of this earmark legislation. The Committee expects action to be taken by new Congress within the first 100 hours of taking office.

4. The Committee expressed appreciation for Mr. Davies patience and understanding of the unacceptable delay caused by the IT Committee’s technical incompetence. Mr. Davies upon being informed of the software problems made a supplementary document filing in a different format which was received on December 4, 2006. The Committee expressed appreciation.

5. Mr. Davies supplementary document file, after passing an initial security review by the McAffee Security Center, the Committee’s security consultant, was immediately turned over to the Ride Verification Sub-Committee.

6. The Ride Verification Sub-Committee reported that due to a recent heavy travel schedule and also because a majority of Sub-Committee members are now sick they are unable to review Mr. Davies document submissions at this time. The Mayo Clinic is being consulted.

7. The Ride Verification Committee representative expects to have the initial review completed within the next week but no later than December 29th when the Sub-Committee departs for international meetings held in Mumbai [Bombay], India. While in Mumbai the Sub-Committee will investigate the feasibility of outsourcing IT operations to the highly recommended Mumbai firm of Patel, Patel, Buster, Hawkes, Flood and Schmeisser, LLC. This firm is known to sometimes have internal disputes, but in the end they always seem to manage to turn out good results despite the disputes.

8. The Committee determined that Mr. Davies should be awarded Provisional Perimeter of Georgia – 5 Corners Provisional Finisher status, with an “*” placed after his name pending outcome of the complete review of Mr. Davies documents and a satisfactory background check by the Morals and Ethics Sub-Committee. Said Provisional “*” status shall expire in 30 days.

9. The Committee extended provisional congratulations to Mr. Davies for completing the Perimeter of Georgia – 5 Corners Ride. [Committee members broke out into a spontaneous provisional applause]

10. Upon satisfactory completion of the document verification, The Committee is considering a ride to Evans, GA for a personal presentation, with full Club honors, of the Perimeter of Georgia - 5 Corners Certificate to Mr. Davies. The Committee’s Travel Secretary and The Ceremony Committee have been notified. The Club Ride Captain will also be notified.

11. General discussion: The Committee is considering ways to revamp the Perimeter of Georgia – 5 Corners Ride. The Committee expressed a desire for, and specifically solicits, input on how to improve the Perimeter of Georgia – 5 Corners Ride.

One Committee member brought up 5 Corners Rider, Captain Zeitz’s suggestion that the ride be expanded to somehow include adjoining states. The Committee is reviewing Captain Zeitz’s suggestion, however, before further action can be taken, new issues regarding Captain Zeitz’s sordid past which have been uncovered by the Moral & Ethics Committee must be resolved. Captain Gould may be subpoenaed to testify at a Morals & Ethics hearing regarding Captain Zeitz.

12. A motion was made to adjourn, but before a vote could be taken there was a spontaneous standing ovation for Mr. Davies “*”, Perimeter of Georgia – 5 Corners Rider.

After order was restored the motion to adjourn was passed unanimously at 0650 EST.

Committee members then filed out and went back to bed.

Respectfully Submitted,
For the Perimeter of Georgia – 5 Corners Committee

Wesley F. McCann
Roswell, GA

Buster
12-16-2006, 08:32 AM
Geez, Wes, if your comittee would accept a 5% budget cut the club might have enough money to mail out the newsletter and hire a staff of writers.

Sounds like pretty plush duty on the cmmittee, too. Are there any openings?

Semper Gumby
12-16-2006, 09:35 AM
Hi Wes,

Have the commitee put me on the list for the presentation ride.

Thanks,

Semper Gumby
12-16-2006, 09:35 AM
Hi Wes,

Have the commitee put me on the list for the presentation ride.

Thanks,

W F McCann
12-16-2006, 08:43 PM
Perimeter of Georgia - 5 Corners Ride Committee

Memo
December 16, 2006
2034 EST

1. The Budget: The Committee's Budget is open and available for inspection to Club members who posess a Top Secret BMWMOGA Security Clearance. For those interested in reviewing the Budget please make written requests to the Morals & Ethics Committee. The Committee will determine the requestor's Security Clearance status and will then spread rumors throughout the Club regarding said Requestor's lifetime of repeated moral and ethical lapses. Requestor's, especially those who also try to divert Committee funds to other purposes, must bear in mind that Committee records go back decades and that they are COMPLETE RECORDS.

2. Presentation Ride: Since a majority of Ride Verification Committee members are still suffering from illnes brought on by long hours of work on Committee business, it is unknown when Mr. Davies "*" Perimeter of Georgia - 5 Corners Rider [provisional] application will be complete. Therefore, it is also unknown when an Awards Ceremony Ride will take place. Notice of said ride, when scheduled, will be posted on The Forum. [By this singular form of notification, The Committee does not intend to insult participants in other forms of communication.]

3. Captain Gould's Offer: The Committee expresses appreciation for Captain Gould's gracious offer to accompany the Awards Ceremony Committee to Evans, GA. Should Captain Gould not be under subpeona to testify before the Morals & Ethics Committee In Re: Captain Zeitz and his deviant behavior, Captain Gould will be invited to attend the Awards Ceremony.

For The Committee

Wes McCann
Roswell, GA

W F McCann
12-19-2006, 08:34 PM
Perimeter of Georgia – 5 Corners Committee


December 19, 2006

Memo: In Re Mr. Mark Davies

1. At a meeting held at Committee World Headquarters, the Full 5 Corners Committee received and accepted final reports from the Ride Certification Sub-Committee and the Morals & Ethics Sub-Committee regarding BMWMOGA member, Mr. Mark Davies of Evans, GA.

2. The Committee is pleased to announce that Mr. Davies ride documentation and background checks have been found satisfactorily completed and that Mr. Davies has met all requirements of the Perimeter of Georgia – 5 Corners Ride.

3. As of 2000 EST, December 19, 2006, Mr. Davies is elevated to the status of Perimeter of Georgia – 5 Corners Rider in Full. The Committee directs that all references to “*” [provisional] status shall be removed Mr. Davies file.

4. The Committee particularly wishes to recognize Mr. Davies for his “. . . exemplary and very professional . . .” document submission.

5. The Awards and Ceremony Sub-Committee is now authorized to finalize plans for presentation of a Finisher’s Certificate Award Ceremony at 1200 [noon] on Thursday, December 21st, at Applebee’s Restaurant, 505 North Belair Road, Evans, GA. All interested parties are invited to attend. Time and route details will be published elsewhere on the Forum no later than Wednesday afternoon.

For The Committee,

Wes McCann
Roswell, GA